Let's see how much Scots I remember from my time in Edinburgh...
'Spare some change please, love?'
said the dirty homeless man
All that he wanted
was a wee tot, a dram
To wash away his sorrows,
To drive away the rain
'Ye numpty,'
said a lad
'A dinna ken who ye mean by "love;"
A gonny tell my dad!'
The lad clicked his tongue
and walked away, mad.
But the dirty homeless man
kept holding out his hand
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