How do I love thee?

It is that time of the year again: Global Poetry Writing Month (otherwise affectionately known as GloPoWriMo, or if you're in the States, NaPoWriMo, as April was originally National Poetry Writing Month before it spread globally).

Today's prompt is to write a poem in the form of a love letter...to an object. Let us see if you can guess what I love with all my heart before you get to the end...

My dearest

You're a sweet delight

Though your coldness sometimes

Hurts me

You're smooth and rich

But that does not unnerve me

You complement almost all temptations

Though sometimes

All I want is you

You're there in good times and in bad,

You've never let me down

I love you

My delicious delight,

My cone of shame,

My ice cream