Showing posts with label humorous poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humorous poetry. Show all posts

Friday, 13 April 2018

A phrase in any other way...

Our challenge today is to write a poem 'in which the words or meaning of a familiar phrase get up-ended'. Give me a few minutes while I search for a few idioms which I could potentially turn topsy-turvy, inside out and upside down...I'll try and include more than one. Let me know what you think.


She touched the sky, 
feeling 
on top of the sunny day;
The sun encircled by a golden lining

Chaos to her serenity
opposed compliment to cure

But not having
thought mind to mind,
She thought it best
To pull the cotton from their eyes,
waking sleeping cats 
and
jumping from that work horse.


















Sunday, 1 April 2018

How do I love thee?

It is that time of the year again: Global Poetry Writing Month (otherwise affectionately known as GloPoWriMo, or if you're in the States, NaPoWriMo, as April was originally National Poetry Writing Month before it spread globally).

Today's prompt is to write a poem in the form of a love letter...to an object. Let us see if you can guess what I love with all my heart before you get to the end...


My dearest

You're a sweet delight
Though your coldness sometimes
Hurts me

You're smooth and rich
But that does not unnerve me

You complement almost all temptations
Though sometimes
All I want is you

You're there in good times and in bad,
You've never let me down

I love you
My delicious delight,
My cone of shame,
My ice cream







Wednesday, 30 April 2014

The last stretch...

Today is the last day of NaPoWriMo 2014. I need to write eight more poems to complete the challenge of writing 30 poems in 30 days. Although I began late, missed a few days of writing due to work and such, and wrote more than one poem on other days - no matter how unconventionally I strive to meet the challenge - I, nonetheless, endeavour to meet it!

Today I am going to have a bit of fun, challenging myself to write in the style of a few poems to which I have recently been reintroduced in my readings. I will also write a few poems prompted by our hostess.

Firstly, I wish to write an ode. An ode is a poem which praises or glorifies 'an event or individual, describing nature intellectually as well as emotionally'.

I will take cue from the classic ode, structured in three major parts: the strophe, the antistrophe and the epode. However, I will use the English ode's most common rhyme scheme (also used by John Keats in his famous odes): ABABCDECDE. Keats also makes use of iambic pentameter. I'll do my best...

I will use a prompt from a dear cousin to write a humorous piece dedicated to one of my favourite subjects (read 'obsession'): cheese.

 
Ode to Cheese
 
Oh yellow goodness mild, potent and sweet
On all occasions do we eat you oft',
You're lovely melted and poured over meat,
You're wonderful crumbly, hardened and soft;
Often do we eat you on toasted bread,
We like to cut you into thick slices,
In a pot we melt you with herbs and wine,
For sarmies we love you as a thick spread,
Sometimes we add pepper, salt and spices -
In any form with you we'd like to dine.
 
Since I discovered you, I loved you much,
Of all your flavours I love gouda most,
If ever I am craving cheese as such
I grab some bread and make a piece of toast;
I cut thick slices of your golden glow,
Add lemon pepper and watch 'til you melt,
Until your deliciousness starts ooze,
Then I grab you and eat you on the go;
More delight have I very seldom felt,
Of you my friend, I will not dare to lose.
 
 
Now that I have declared my love for you,
Now that I can't think of more words to write,
I do, dear cheese, hope that you love me too,
As very little are you out of sight;
For breakfast, I'll make sure that you are there,
For lunch, I'll take you to my favourite park
Where I'll eat you melted over my fries;
For dinner we'll dine with fine wine and flair,
For cheese must always be there after dark,
And I will never to you say goodbye.
 
Andrea Vermaak