A little limerick

Fifty minutes to midnight and seven more poems to write. Let's make them short ones... Perhaps I should try a limerick. I was never really great at writing limericks, but I enjoy a challenge... Here goes...

Southern Belle

There was a girl from the South

Who had a very large mouth,

She stuffed it with pie

People thought she would die,

But only gained in her health.

Andrea Vermaak